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• A Random assortment of expiring 'but still good' candy, biscuits, drinks & chocolate
• Snacks come in the exclusive "Tofu Cute" drawstring bag
• Why? Why not? ~ MASSIVE DISCOUNT. It'll be all eaten before you care
• Please email us if you have an allergy before placing your order
• The contents of this bag will be expiring/expired
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Hi everyone, I'm Bobu. You may know me from such Tofu Cute TV videos as that one about Barry the cat or from selling you a lucky bag at a convention. Today I'm filling in to write descriptions and it happens rarely (for some reason) so, even before purchasing this beautiful bag, for just reading this ~ you are very, very lucky.
You may be wondering; "why would I want a bag full of reduced snacks and drinks?" I shall give you three reasons.
Reason 1: You're doing a secret santa at work and you have pulled out Sandra's name. Sandra works in accounts and frankly isn't the nicest person to be around. Not only is she always complaining but she steals your pens. You know this is happening because when ever you leave your desk unattended and she's nearby, your pens go missing. They're not super fancy ones (click here) and she may just be forgetting to put them back, but it's annoying anyway. Such passive aggressive techniques such as putting a sign on your desk saying 'These are my pens, please put them back' has failed to work. However, you now have the perfect opportunity to anonymously get your revenge. What better secret santa gift then something that looks full of amazing Japanese snacks and candy which is very close (or past) its expiry. The stuff will all taste the same as it would have done and it looks to the casual observer like a really thoughtful gift but you know the dates are going to grind her gears. If Sandra lives up to the recent stories, the first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired.
Reason 2: Your eight year old son, Timothy Jefferson is going on a school trip with his friends. They're all travelling to Swansea by coach with a teacher and you know the weather is going to be bad but it's nice to get Timothy out of your hair for a couple of days. You are aware that on these kind of occasions the other parents always provide their children with loads of snacks to share. However, they mostly have money to burn and frankly Timothy doesn't really eat that much. Also, the school bully 'Bradford' tends to always take more than appropriate. Send Timothy off on his school trip with this reduced snacks Lucky Bag, it's a great filler and Timothy will get plenty of snacks to share with his real friends. They all taste fine so the expiries aren't really an issue. Additionally, when Bradford takes more than his fair share he will take them home with him. His mum Sandra who works in accounts is almost certainly going to notice the expiry dates. The first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired which is why this is such a bargain.
Reason 3: Cheap innit.
Please note: There may be duplicate items in your bag and bag designs may vary |
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All Tofu Cute content is original. Please don't copy any portion of product descriptions or images without permission
Photos are to demonstrate the products in use; actual contents are listed above.
Tags: snacks | lucky | bag | reduced | unlucky | pocky | ramune | candy | japanese | sweets | biscuits |
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Europe delivery from £2.00 |
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Click and Collect - FREE |
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| Available to our Portsmouth shop |
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Standard UK delivery - £2.99 |
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| or FREE for orders over £25 |
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Express UK delivery - £3.50 |
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| (1 to 3 working days) |
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Europe delivery from £2.00 |
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| Worldwide delivery from £3.00 or FREE over £40 |
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| Order multiple items together for even better value airmail prices. |
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| View full Delivery Information > |
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• A Random assortment of expiring 'but still good' candy, biscuits, drinks & chocolate
• Snacks come in the exclusive "Tofu Cute" drawstring bag
• Why? Why not? ~ MASSIVE DISCOUNT. It'll be all eaten before you care
• Please email us if you have an allergy before placing your order
• The contents of this bag will be expiring/expired
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Hi everyone, I'm Bobu. You may know me from such Tofu Cute TV videos as that one about Barry the cat or from selling you a lucky bag at a convention. Today I'm filling in to write descriptions and it happens rarely (for some reason) so, even before purchasing this beautiful bag, for just reading this ~ you are very, very lucky.
You may be wondering; "why would I want a bag full of reduced snacks and drinks?" I shall give you three reasons.
Reason 1: You're doing a secret santa at work and you have pulled out Sandra's name. Sandra works in accounts and frankly isn't the nicest person to be around. Not only is she always complaining but she steals your pens. You know this is happening because when ever you leave your desk unattended and she's nearby, your pens go missing. They're not super fancy ones (click here) and she may just be forgetting to put them back, but it's annoying anyway. Such passive aggressive techniques such as putting a sign on your desk saying 'These are my pens, please put them back' has failed to work. However, you now have the perfect opportunity to anonymously get your revenge. What better secret santa gift then something that looks full of amazing Japanese snacks and candy which is very close (or past) its expiry. The stuff will all taste the same as it would have done and it looks to the casual observer like a really thoughtful gift but you know the dates are going to grind her gears. If Sandra lives up to the recent stories, the first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired.
Reason 2: Your eight year old son, Timothy Jefferson is going on a school trip with his friends. They're all travelling to Swansea by coach with a teacher and you know the weather is going to be bad but it's nice to get Timothy out of your hair for a couple of days. You are aware that on these kind of occasions the other parents always provide their children with loads of snacks to share. However, they mostly have money to burn and frankly Timothy doesn't really eat that much. Also, the school bully 'Bradford' tends to always take more than appropriate. Send Timothy off on his school trip with this reduced snacks Lucky Bag, it's a great filler and Timothy will get plenty of snacks to share with his real friends. They all taste fine so the expiries aren't really an issue. Additionally, when Bradford takes more than his fair share he will take them home with him. His mum Sandra who works in accounts is almost certainly going to notice the expiry dates. The first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired which is why this is such a bargain.
Reason 3: Cheap innit.
Please note: There may be duplicate items in your bag and bag designs may vary |
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All Tofu Cute content is original. Please don't copy any portion of product descriptions or images without permission
Photos are to demonstrate the products in use; actual contents are listed above.
Tags: snacks | lucky | bag | reduced | unlucky | pocky | ramune | candy | japanese | sweets | biscuits |
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| DELIVERY |
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Click and Collect - FREE |
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| Available to our Portsmouth shop |
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Standard UK delivery - £2.99 |
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| or FREE for orders over £25 |
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Express UK delivery - £3.50 |
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| (1 to 3 working days) |
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Europe delivery from £2.00 |
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| Worldwide delivery from £3.00 or FREE over £40 |
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| Order multiple items together for even better value airmail prices. |
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| View full Delivery Information > |
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| out of stock |
| Unlikely to be restocked |
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• A Random assortment of expiring 'but still good' candy, biscuits, drinks & chocolate
• Snacks come in the exclusive "Tofu Cute" drawstring bag
• Why? Why not? ~ MASSIVE DISCOUNT. It'll be all eaten before you care
• Please email us if you have an allergy before placing your order
• The contents of this bag will be expiring/expired
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Hi everyone, I'm Bobu. You may know me from such Tofu Cute TV videos as that one about Barry the cat or from selling you a lucky bag at a convention. Today I'm filling in to write descriptions and it happens rarely (for some reason) so, even before purchasing this beautiful bag, for just reading this ~ you are very, very lucky.
You may be wondering; "why would I want a bag full of reduced snacks and drinks?" I shall give you three reasons.
Reason 1: You're doing a secret santa at work and you have pulled out Sandra's name. Sandra works in accounts and frankly isn't the nicest person to be around. Not only is she always complaining but she steals your pens. You know this is happening because when ever you leave your desk unattended and she's nearby, your pens go missing. They're not super fancy ones (click here) and she may just be forgetting to put them back, but it's annoying anyway. Such passive aggressive techniques such as putting a sign on your desk saying 'These are my pens, please put them back' has failed to work. However, you now have the perfect opportunity to anonymously get your revenge. What better secret santa gift then something that looks full of amazing Japanese snacks and candy which is very close (or past) its expiry. The stuff will all taste the same as it would have done and it looks to the casual observer like a really thoughtful gift but you know the dates are going to grind her gears. If Sandra lives up to the recent stories, the first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired.
Reason 2: Your eight year old son, Timothy Jefferson is going on a school trip with his friends. They're all travelling to Swansea by coach with a teacher and you know the weather is going to be bad but it's nice to get Timothy out of your hair for a couple of days. You are aware that on these kind of occasions the other parents always provide their children with loads of snacks to share. However, they mostly have money to burn and frankly Timothy doesn't really eat that much. Also, the school bully 'Bradford' tends to always take more than appropriate. Send Timothy off on his school trip with this reduced snacks Lucky Bag, it's a great filler and Timothy will get plenty of snacks to share with his real friends. They all taste fine so the expiries aren't really an issue. Additionally, when Bradford takes more than his fair share he will take them home with him. His mum Sandra who works in accounts is almost certainly going to notice the expiry dates. The first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired which is why this is such a bargain.
Reason 3: Cheap innit.
Please note: There may be duplicate items in your bag and bag designs may vary |
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|
All Tofu Cute content is original. Please don't copy any portion of product descriptions or images without permission
Photos are to demonstrate the products in use; actual contents are listed above.
Tags: snacks | lucky | bag | reduced | unlucky | pocky | ramune | candy | japanese | sweets | biscuits |
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| out of stock |
| Unlikely to be restocked |
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• A Random assortment of expiring 'but still good' candy, biscuits, drinks & chocolate
• Snacks come in the exclusive "Tofu Cute" drawstring bag
• Why? Why not? ~ MASSIVE DISCOUNT. It'll be all eaten before you care
• Please email us if you have an allergy before placing your order
• The contents of this bag will be expiring/expired
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Hi everyone, I'm Bobu. You may know me from such Tofu Cute TV videos as that one about Barry the cat or from selling you a lucky bag at a convention. Today I'm filling in to write descriptions and it happens rarely (for some reason) so, even before purchasing this beautiful bag, for just reading this ~ you are very, very lucky.
You may be wondering; "why would I want a bag full of reduced snacks and drinks?" I shall give you three reasons.
Reason 1: You're doing a secret santa at work and you have pulled out Sandra's name. Sandra works in accounts and frankly isn't the nicest person to be around. Not only is she always complaining but she steals your pens. You know this is happening because when ever you leave your desk unattended and she's nearby, your pens go missing. They're not super fancy ones (click here) and she may just be forgetting to put them back, but it's annoying anyway. Such passive aggressive techniques such as putting a sign on your desk saying 'These are my pens, please put them back' has failed to work. However, you now have the perfect opportunity to anonymously get your revenge. What better secret santa gift then something that looks full of amazing Japanese snacks and candy which is very close (or past) its expiry. The stuff will all taste the same as it would have done and it looks to the casual observer like a really thoughtful gift but you know the dates are going to grind her gears. If Sandra lives up to the recent stories, the first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired.
Reason 2: Your eight year old son, Timothy Jefferson is going on a school trip with his friends. They're all travelling to Swansea by coach with a teacher and you know the weather is going to be bad but it's nice to get Timothy out of your hair for a couple of days. You are aware that on these kind of occasions the other parents always provide their children with loads of snacks to share. However, they mostly have money to burn and frankly Timothy doesn't really eat that much. Also, the school bully 'Bradford' tends to always take more than appropriate. Send Timothy off on his school trip with this reduced snacks Lucky Bag, it's a great filler and Timothy will get plenty of snacks to share with his real friends. They all taste fine so the expiries aren't really an issue. Additionally, when Bradford takes more than his fair share he will take them home with him. His mum Sandra who works in accounts is almost certainly going to notice the expiry dates. The first thing she's going to do is write to us to complain. And we promise to keep your name completely anonymous and say that we made it very clear in the description that the contents were close to (or past) their expiry. Which we have. The snacks are expiring/expired which is why this is such a bargain.
Reason 3: Cheap innit.
Please note: There may be duplicate items in your bag and bag designs may vary |
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|
All Tofu Cute content is original. Please don't copy any portion of product descriptions or images without permission
Photos are to demonstrate the products in use; actual contents are listed above.
Tags: snacks | lucky | bag | reduced | unlucky | pocky | ramune | candy | japanese | sweets | biscuits |
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| DELIVERY |
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Click and Collect - FREE |
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| Available to our Portsmouth shop |
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Standard UK delivery - £2.99 |
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| or FREE for orders over £25 |
|
|
|
Express UK delivery - £3.50 |
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| (1 to 3 working days) |
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Europe delivery from £2.00 |
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| Worldwide delivery from £3.00 or FREE over £40 |
|
| Order multiple items together for even better value airmail prices. |
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| View full Delivery Information > |
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